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May 2, 2007

From the “duh” files…

Filed under: Uncategorized — charlieanders @ 10:10 pm

They needed to spend jillions of research money to find out depressed teens are more likely to start using drugs or booze than non-depressed ones?

I want to get hold of some of that confirming-the-obvious money. Where can I get some?

3 Responses to “From the “duh” files…”

  1. claire light says:

    maybe you could do research on whether abstinence training will keep teens from fucking.

    or on whether starving a dog will make it more violent.

  2. I think abstinence training involving genital electrodes will definitely keep teens from fucking. I’m surprised nobody’s tried it yet.

  3. Emilia says:

    No. Genital electrodes will only establish an electric fetish and a desire for medical play.

    Look at the affect catholic schools have had on people’s libido.

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