From the “duh” files…
They needed to spend jillions of research money to find out depressed teens are more likely to start using drugs or booze than non-depressed ones?
I want to get hold of some of that confirming-the-obvious money. Where can I get some?

maybe you could do research on whether abstinence training will keep teens from fucking.
or on whether starving a dog will make it more violent.
I think abstinence training involving genital electrodes will definitely keep teens from fucking. I’m surprised nobody’s tried it yet.
No. Genital electrodes will only establish an electric fetish and a desire for medical play.
Look at the affect catholic schools have had on people’s libido.