The guy who never bathes calls She-Hulk “sloppy”. Ohhh kay…
So I’ve been meaning to write about last week’s She Hulk comic, but got super busy putting together the next issue of other. And then I couldn’t find my copy to scan the relevant bits. Luckily Scans Daily came to the rescue.
OK, so I blogged recently about my fascination with the idea that She-Hulk is an object of sexual desire to men, but it’s an ambivalent desire. They want her large and powerful body, but they’re also embarrassed by it. Or scared of it.
Now I’m worried that Dan Slott is steering She-Hulk in a very different direction… more specifically, toward the idea that She-Hulk is a slut who throws herself at men. Witness, in the latest issue, her interactions with Wolverine (who is a stand-in for the fanboy reader.) First she does the “fastball special” which he normally does with the macho Colossus:

And then she has the nerve to hit on the scratchy one:

I seem to remember a chick hitting on Wolverine in an issue of Morrison’s New X-Men, and he was pretty psyched. But here, he reacts by insulting poor She-Hulk:


Apparently She-Hulk and Juggernaut did have sex, but it doesn’t count because it was in a comic written by Chuck Austen.
OK, I know Jen is just a fictional character, but I’m still somewhat miffed on her behalf. I can see where Slott is going with this: he’s continuing to explore the idea that Jen, her “human” alter-ego, is smarter and more cautious than the brash She-Hulk. On the one hand, it’s bad that her fiance wanted her to be Jen all the time. On the other hand, she needs to learn to value her mousy smart persona more. (In this issue, she sees a vision of her Jen persona, who for some reason is dressed as an old lady librarian, while the real She-Hulk is wearing a bikini in the tundra. Hmmm.)
Why does this bug me? I’m not sure. Maybe it’s partly just because I identify with She-Hulk a bit, as I mentioned earlier. But also, I think the idea of men throwing themselves at her while feeling weird about it is sort of interesting territory. But also, I think we’re skating a bit too close to some slut-shaming and double-standard territory. As in, Wolverine is a stud but She-Hulk is “sloppy seconds.” (And Batman is a “hairy-chested love god.”)
There’s also this: the whole She-Hulk=slut thing comes on the heels of the botched mind-rape storyline involving Eros, which I blogged about a while back. There, she thought that Eros might have been using his powers to make her sleep with him, but it turned out that she was just a slut. (More or less.) The thing I like about Slott’s writing is that he gets that superhero comics are largely soap operas with a bit of action-adventure sprinkled in. There’s supposed to be lots of unrequited love, doomed engagements, weird entanglements, romantic tension, and salaciousness. It’s just that Slott doesn’t know how to handle these themes in a non-creepy way.
PS: Of course, now that I’ve written my rambly, incoherent post about the “sloppy seconds” thing, I found this post by Ragnell which quotes from Rhy’s post on the Comic Fangirls community and does a much, much better job of explaining what was wrong with this issue as well as the Eros plotline. Go read Rhy’s post and Ragnell’s brief comments on it.

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Back when John Byrnes was doing She-hulkie(pardon the pun) I had more respect for Jen. She was a fun-loving, yet very sensible young woman who hardly slept around. Although I recall that she had lust for a few guys inthat series( hercules fantanies for one), The only she did slept with was her old boyfriend Wyatt Wingfoot(great character-should bring him back). My point being, Jen was always a lady. This trampy path is getting out of control. The Juggernaut thing was amusing, I still have that issue.
Hi John, I think you misunderstood my post. In any case, I disagree with you. I’m all for the “trampy” She-Hulk and never really read John Byrne’s issues. But I’m anti the double-standard of having people criticize She-Hulk for being trampy, while the male heroes get to be studs or whatever.
In regards to the whole “The guy who never bathes..thing”, I think that if Jen is going to be “trampy”, she should set her sights a little bit higher then Logan. I mean, he look like Captain Caveman with a set of claws for crying out loud. I don’t see the appeal of Wolverine in the first place. I’m still scratching my head on what Jean Grey sees in him. Maybe Logan reminded Jen of a pet gerble or something that she cuddled as a kid. Anyway, If She-hulk is going to be having these numerous sexapades in her comics, I’m hoping for a superb artist to come around and do her justice. After all, She-hulk is the “Wonder Woman” of the Marvel set.
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Actually that’s a big misunderstanding in the comic world. Turns out that She-Hulk that slept with Juggernaut, was from a different timeline. And as for Wolverine… I don’t really think he’d have an interest in any girl he thought got with the Juggernaut.